Sunday, April 17, 2011

100 Facts About Me

1. I have crooked toes. All of them, except the big ones. 

2. In high school, I wanted to be a stuntman. 

3. My name is not really Ramses T. Magnum. 

4. I once modeled Halloween costumes for a newspaper ad. Prisoner and Executioner. 

5. I was a virgin, up until I wasn't. 

6. I have a caffeine addiction that I have overcome, at least, 15 times. 

7. I love to laugh, and make others laugh. 

8. If I could have one super-power, it would be the ability to touch someone and make them content. 

9. I once sat next to Charlie Sheen at a car dealership in Thousand Oaks, CA. 

10. When I was young, I wanted my living room to look like the bridge of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701). 

11. I am very competitive. 

12. I want John Henson's job on "Wipeout" 

13. I am a geek and a nerd. I was also a Trekkie, before they insisted on being called "Trekker" 

14. If I won the lottery, I would quit my job and pursue photography more passionately (it is a hobby now). 

15. I couldn't give a rats ass about professional sports. 

16. I love going out for dinner. 

17. My favorite color is purple. 

18. I am a Parrothead.

19. My favorite ice cream flavor (at the moment) is Chocolate Chip. 

20. I believe in God, but not religion. 

21. Ringo was my favorite Beatle. 

22. I do, in fact, have a filter, and, I use it more often than some may think. 

23. I had LASIK done in 2005. 

24. I don't consume alcoholic beverages (because I don't like the taste).

25. I believe that I have seen a UFO (remember: I don't drink). 

26. I speak sarcasm fluently. No, no, I would NEVER speak to YOU that way. 

27. Sometimes, I have popcorn for dinner. 

28. At times, I can have a real f*ckin' potty-mouth. 

29. I will never color my hair. Ever. 

30. I have no tolerance of intolerance. 

31. I thought Mary Ann was WAY hotter than Ginger. 

32. I do not own a pair of dress shoes. I wear boots. 

33. I love going to the movies. 

34. I have a degree in Fine Art/Illustration. 

35. I spent 8 years in college (it was fun!) 

36. I love, I mean LOVE, junk food. 

37. I really should exercise more. 

38. I am 6 foot 1 inch tall. I weigh *ERROR PROCESSING TEXT* 

39. I believe that everyone should know how to defend themselves. 

40. I have no idea why Nicholas Cage is allowed to make movies. 

41. I heart Amy Pond. 

42. My favorite number is 42.

43. I can't grow sideburns. I really, really want to, but can't. 

44. I could probably live without my iPhone, but, I don't want to.

45. I can be a bit dense sometimes. 

46. I would really like to get another motorcycle. 

47. I like my bacon like I like my fries - overcooked.

48. I do not have any tattoos. 

49. My kids are smarter than me. 

50. My favorite Muppet is Gonzo the Great. 

51. I tend to be a worrier. 

52. I am a terrible sleeper. 

53. Growing up, Captain America was my favorite comic book hero. 

54. I cannot play a musical instrument. 

55. I believe in equality for everyone.   

56. I believe your preference doesn't matter. Love is love.   

57. I am lactose intolerant. Bet you're glad you know that now, aren't ya? 

58. I am an Apple Fanboy. 

59. I am not one for pomp and circumstance. 

60. I own one suit. Black. 

61. I can drive a stick-shift. 

62. I wear an earring. 

63. My favorite movie of all time is Casablanca. 

64. I am more forgiving of others than myself. 

65. I am my own worst critic. 

66. My favorite song of all time? The Theme from Shaft by Issac Hayes 

67. I love to sleep in, but rarely do. 

68. I seem to always misspell the word "Beleive"  

69. I'm not the total badass studmuffin most people think I am. Really. No, really. Stop laughing! 

70. I have a faulty memory, so I tend to be very organized. 

71. In high school, I was the tallest one in my PE class, and the last one picked for basketball.

72. My favorite drink is Coca-Cola. My worst habit is drinking Coca-Cola. 

73. I tend to root for the underdog. 

74. I want a white Labrador Retriever, and I want to name him/her Krypto. 

75. I once dressed up as Indiana Jones for Comic-Con in San Diego. 

76. The only steak I will eat is Filet Mignon. So, consequently, I do not eat steak very often. 

77. My favorite type of food is Italian. No, Chinese. No, Japanese. Yeah, those. 

78. I am actually going to do 100 of these. 

79. If I could change 1 thing about myself, it would be my motion-sickness. 

80. I want to travel to/through every U.S. state. 

81. I am a terrible dancer, but my singing is even worse. 

82. I don't believe in, or practice, trash-talking or intimidation. 

83. I once had a mullet. Apparently, I was insane at the time.

84. My favorite comedian of all-time? Bill Cosby. Grew up listening to all his records. Over 40 years of Wonderfulness. 

85. My favorite cartoon character of all-time? Bugs Bunny. 

86. Sometimes, I love to watch really bad movies. Thank you Elvira

87. I absolutely love the art of Alphonse Mucha.

88. I have been in the Statue of Liberty's head. 

89. I never leave my wife or kids without telling them I love them. 

90. I type with 4 fingers (2 on each hand) 

91. I once tried out for Wheel of Fortune. 1 of last 12 at audition, but not called back. 

92. I love the smell of coffee, but can't stand the taste. 

93. I love the early morning light 

94. If I can get through a whole day without embarrassing myself, I consider it a win...and a surprise. 

95. I can never remember if a full house beats a straight in Poker. 

96. I may be somewhat socially awkward. 

97.  I worry about being a good parent. 

98. You know the gene that guys have that makes the success of their sports team vital to life itself? I don't have it. 

99. Sometimes, I like to spend the day as a couch potato. 

100. Sometimes, I can be a bit of a dork. OK, maybe more than sometimes. 

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